I’m cool like that
I looked pretty damn cute today. I have a nice black and white polka dot dress on and what did I do? I decided to run up the escalator in a last ditch effort to catch the subway and fell up the escalator.
Not only did I fall but as I fell my my dress went up at the back giving everyone below a nice view of my ass. I also missed the subway.
I now have chunks of my left knee missing but I got a lot of smiles from some very handsome men and some sympathetic glances from other women. I’m so happy that I get to show off my disfigured knee while I spend a weekend half naked in the sun.
Well I guess I still look cute today despite the bandaid.
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Oh no! I hope you were wearing cute panties! *hugggggs*
I’ve done something similar while running for a bus. The wind caught my bellbottoms, and made me trip. I fell hard on my knees, and smashed my discman. A street person with no teeth came over to help me up. I got on the bus with blood soaking my pants, and the bus driver smiled at me humourously, and then didn’t move! So I ran for nothing!
Shannon: Thankfully I did have cute panties on! Thank god I did the wash the night before.
Melissa: That just sounds horrid! Luckily I didn’t break anything, just bruised my ego