Aww so sweet

I come into work..slightly grouchy and a tad tired. Turn on the computer, wait the obligatory 15 minutes while it boots us…open up email and this is the first email I see in my inbox. What a sweetheart.

There once was a girl named Nicole
Who stole a monster’s heart
He missed her greatly, he once told
When working well past dark.

Her emerald eyes would scream in terror
Her toes would curl in fear!
At all the things he had shown her
“It’s only a movie my dear!”

The monster wondered, “What have I done
To deserve such a fair and pretty lady?”
That he thought it would be so much fun
To eat her up, with lots of gravy!